I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She giggled and said, “No” I said, “Doesn’t that tell you… Read More »I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She…
My girlfriend just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock……. I’ve only… Read More »shock
Sex is like video games, single player is good But wait until you discover multiplayer.
I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore, I’m moving the fridge into my room.
I don’t have a smartphone. I have a phone that shows potential, but doesn’t apply itself.
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my… Read More »No sex
How men propose: “I love you more than life itself and I can’t see myself living without you. Will you make the happiest man in… Read More »Propose
I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable. I asked my 38 brothers… Read More »entertainment
*At school* Teacher: Remember, the “f” in Physics stands for fun. Me: But sir, there is no “f” in Physics Teacher: Exactly.
My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have to worry about that too.