Should I start Cook or Fournette
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Donald Trump found out about impeachment tonight coming after him.
Donald Trump: “Was she the stripper from Georgia? Write her a check.”
[At proctologist’s office] Me: *unzipping pants nervously*
Doctor: You’re understandably nervous, but please zip my pants back up.
Why do Americans love Russian dolls?
Because they’re full of themselves
Two identical twins that were separated at birth were asked how they reunited
Well, one said, “we met online and immediately noticed many physical similarities”The other chimed in “ we both mentioned in our bio how we never… Read More »Two identical twins that were separated at birth were asked how they reunited
Two old women sat on a park bench.
A man in a trench coat approached and flashed them. One old woman immediately had a stroke. The other old woman, couldn’t reach.