If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks…
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
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I’ve got an E.T..
Not the alien, an extra testicle..
Drunk driver
Police officer to a drunk driver: How high are you? Driver : it is “Hi, How are you”, sir.
My girlfriend, Serenity, asked me to guess her overweight sister’s name
Her other sisters name was Charity, so it was obvious to me what her the overweight sisters name would be Update: My girlfriend is yelling… Read More »My girlfriend, Serenity, asked me to guess her overweight sister’s name
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die.No… Read More »There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.
Probiotics are a critical part of your diet
The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics