What did the gangsta say to the phone?
“Back up before i whoop yo ass!”
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What do you call a really persistent uncle?
A pain in the ass.
It was freezing that day and I prayed for snow at my wedding…
It never happened but I got 8 inches on my honey moon.
Why Did Santa Buy 3 Gardens?
So he can ho ho ho
Two psychiatrists are taking a walk and happen upon a person lying bleeding from a stab wound.
One of them says to the other, “The person who did this really needs our help”.
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a table. And a chair.