I remember once at school we had a spelling bee
We also had an ant that could tap dance
thefun
A programmer has just had a baby
A friend arrives to visit and asks him ” Is it a boy or a girl?” The programmer replies : . . . . .… Read More »A programmer has just had a baby
People never talk about the 12th reindeer, probably because she’s so rude to Rudolph
Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names
As a child I stole money from my dads bank card.
I’m now a [m30] my dad never knew exactly how much I took but since then I have been fortunate enough to be able to… Read More »As a child I stole money from my dads bank card.
Before my surgery my anaesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down.
The priest says, “Bless you sister, please tell me your sins.”The lady says, “Oh, Father, I’m not here to confess. I just wanted to let… Read More »A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down.
Sidemen v Others (Sorry Callux)
Others: Got a new song incoming stay tuned to my main channelSidemen: Our songs will be posted on our second channel
Ready? On Three: why does every French cat drown?
Un, Deux, Trois… Cat sank
Wow these kenyans run so fast.
Dude they do naerobics.
What’s another term for an unpaid internship?
A preoccupation.