One says ‘what a waste, a good helping of peanut butter thrown on the street’The other says ‘pff that’s not peanut butter! It’s obviously a… Read More »2 drunkards walking down a street and suddenly sidestep a pile of runny brown on the pavement
Sorry, I know that joke is lame…3 stars
Because it curls when it gets cold.
The first egg says, “Look I have a crack!”The second egg says, “I’m not hard yet”
Before you say or in this case, think anything, I want to say that this is the first time a movie studio has listened to… Read More »The bad sonic trailer is most likely a publicity stunt.
A jacket is something to wear when you’re cold.A sweater is what you wear when your Mom is cold.
So, my friend was going to the drugstore, and I asked if he would be so kind as to pick up a box of finely… Read More »Sour pharmacist
I’ve had a drum kit for ten years now and haven’t changed the heads or anything. Also, should I replace both heads or is just… Read More »I’m thinking of replacing the heads on my toms. Is fiberskyn a good choice?
He won the no bell prize.
A cereal killer.