Just finished the dishes and there are already more
It a dishes cycle.
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Why shouldn’t you carry too many bottles of Jack Daniels?
It’s pretty whiskey; you might drop one.My 8 year old daughter came up with this one, I’ve been helping her tune it. How did we… Read More »Why shouldn’t you carry too many bottles of Jack Daniels?
Is your name medusa?
Because every time I look at you I get rock hard!
Party time.
So a man walks into a costume party, with a large semicircle around half his body, and strings across it. A woman walks up to… Read More »Party time.
So there’s these three guys coming out of the golf clubhouse on a Friday night.
The gentlemen see a lady shooting left-handed on the practice green nailing 20 foot putts like it was nothing, so the guys ask, “Hey do… Read More »So there’s these three guys coming out of the golf clubhouse on a Friday night.
I’m 6 foot, 3 inches.
but those two measurements are separate.
This is Greta Thunberg’s favorite subreddit.
She’s very appreciative of our commitment to recycling jokes.
I bought my wife a nutcracker for Christmas
I figure after all these years breaking my balls manually she deserves it
Black Ark Fleetmaster and Lokhir.
https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Ark_FleetmastersLokhir is the best Fleetmaster in the game. He is supposed to be the captain of his black ark.https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Lokhir_FellheartWe just got captains of black arks… Read More »Black Ark Fleetmaster and Lokhir.
This has been the best day as a 15 year old
It is also my birthday