What Christmas Carol is sung by hallucinating psychotics??
“Do You Hear What I Hear”
thefun
What did the hungry Jewish family say when they saw breakfast?
We have a latke to be thankful for.
[Serious] My mate went to Amsterdam for a week and did loads of acid and shrooms
Now whenever we smoke weed with him he starts contradicting himself, Like he said “Goddamn, I wish we rolled another” then he went “Is anyone… Read More »[Serious] My mate went to Amsterdam for a week and did loads of acid and shrooms
A blonde is standing on the shore of the lake.
She looks across the lake and sees two blondes standing on the opposite shore.She yells across the lake to them … “How do I get… Read More »A blonde is standing on the shore of the lake.
No matter how much you push the envelope
It will always remain stationery.
When were the first hippies?
Back in the stoned age
Purple lemon
So this little boy is in the playground when some bullies come along, and they say to him:“Hey, purple lemon, you suck!”And the boy doesn’t… Read More »Purple lemon
Build a man a fire he’ll be warm for the rest of the night.
Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?
Because of the Santa clause.
What did Bob Ross refer to his children as?
Happy little accidents