What do you call a dictionary high on drugs?
High-definition
thefun
Anti-Vaxxers are less likely to have the cold
Because they’re already dead
A crow flies to a woman on the street
Crow: Miss, would you donate to my charity?Woman: Why should I?Crow: CAW CAW CAW CAWWoman: What does that even mean?Crow: Its four good caws
A few motherboard questions
Going to build a rig in a few days, however I’m still confused as to wether it would it be better to buy this motherboard… Read More »A few motherboard questions
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
Why did Thor suddenly become gay?
He wanted to focus on going for the head.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam??
Ya don’t jelly-it up your missus arse!!!
You should never EVER give up on your dreams!
That’s why you should keep sleeping!
Hey can we pick up my mom on the way to church?
Uber: sureme: Cool, I’ll cancel the hearse.
What’s green and probably hurts like Hell?
A cactus tampon.