Ten chimpanzees are standing in a line.
The 1st, 3rd, 5th, and 7th chimps are asked to step forward.They are the prime apes.
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Why did Niki Minaj start melting when she used vaseline?
Because vaseline breaks down plastic
“J’ACCUSE” (RÉMI GAILLARD)
Публикуван на 13.01.2019 г. J’ACCUSE (Damien Saez) Faut du gasoil dans la bagnole La carte bleue dans la chatteFaut de la dinde pour NoëlFaut bronzer… Read More »“J’ACCUSE” (RÉMI GAILLARD)
Refrigerator noises at 3 AM
They say ghosts aren’t exist, but we all know that the random loud noise the refrigerator makes at 3 AM is some ghosts tryna still… Read More »Refrigerator noises at 3 AM
My 0.5-year-old cousin wants to tell you all this joke
people who make up stories and say it was their “4-year-old cousin”
HER: kids grow up so fast these days
ME: I know, it was scary when I asked my daughter how old she was and she held up three fingers.HER: exactly!ME: she wouldn’t tell… Read More »HER: kids grow up so fast these days
Why are eggs bad bomb defusers?
They easily crack under pressure.
We don’t serve pandas in here…
A panda walked into a restaurant and ordered a meal. After the panda ate, he shot the waiter and left. They called the police and… Read More »We don’t serve pandas in here…
I hope Attack on Titan and Tekken have a crossover
A Tekken Titan would be great!
I had to put down my best friend today…
You hear that Kevin? You piece of shit.