I have a vision for the year 2020.
In hindsight.
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Do you know where the elf train is?
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I hate when women state that men can’t multitask
And then I stop what I’m doing so I can get angry
When my plane was landing in Saudi Arabia, the pilot announced, “Don’t forget to adjust your watches to the local time.”
I said, “I don’t think my watch goes back to the 6th century.”
Rudolf (the red-nosed reindeer) found himself leaving a gay bar
and said, “I can’t believe I just blew twenty bucks!”
Absent minded as I was, my classmate kept on telling me… “with an R, with an R…”
So there I was trying my best to remember Miss Prussey’s name… I can’t remember what I was doing when she introduced herself and her… Read More »Absent minded as I was, my classmate kept on telling me… “with an R, with an R…”