Don’t speak to the parrot
The plumber was coming over to repair a pipe while the family where all at work. They had agreed where to leave the key, and… Read More »Don’t speak to the parrot
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A scientific study was conducted on ants…
There was a scientific study conducted on various species of ants investigating the correlation between their heights and how their feet operate. Shorter ants were… Read More »A scientific study was conducted on ants…
A bunch of toilets walk into a bar,
and then shit got wild
There are two types of people in this world
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
I once heard a terrible joke about Amazon
It was ruined by the delivery
F**k off Bill
A software engineer was waiting in the VIP lounge for his flight from JFK airport. He was supposed to meet his colleague for a coffee… Read More »F**k off Bill
My bud Ellis, perhaps, made me piss myself. Perhaps. Perhaps…
How do check if someone’s dead? Tickle the taint.
Why couldn’t the gay man date the line?
Because it’s a line. You can’t date a line. 🙂
It’s bedtime and a mom is putting a son to sleep.
Son: mama, there’s a kid under the bed.The mom bends down and looks under the bed.Son: mama, there’s a kid on top of the bed.Mom… Read More »It’s bedtime and a mom is putting a son to sleep.
A Diabetic Pimp
He’s pimping those hoes to keep his toes.-my brother