Jokes

Am I the only one who thinks of Mr. Stay Puft when I step on snow and hear it smoosh? Always reminded me of the sound they used for his footsteps.

An Iranian townsman planned to visit Isfahan so he asked his friends what they would like him to bring them from the glorious metropolis.They said, “Don’t bring us anything but something witty said by a person from Isfahan.”The guy promised he would remember their request. So, he went to the city and had a great time there. While he was on his way back to some station in a taxi, it occurred to him that he had forgotten to ask a guy for some joke or puzzle.”What bothers you?” Asked the taxi driver, sensing trouble.”My pals asked me to bring them some Isfahani joke but it seems I totally forgot about it.””What’s the big deal?” Driver consoled him. “I’m from Isfahan. Let me tell you a witty puzzle. Answer this: Who is my father’s son but is not my brother?”The hapless fellow thought for a few moments and then admitted he was at loss to answer.”That would be me.” Driver said with a smirk. “I am my father’s son but I am not my brother.”The townsman laughed at the joke and was pleased with it. At the end of the journey, he asked the driver for his name.”My name is Ali Hassan.” Told the taxi driver.

For example, every time one was in the mood for sex, they would say to the other: “can you please help me type a letter on the typewriter?”.One day the dad was in the mood, but the mom was working late. She calls home and their son answers the phone. While they were talking, the dad tell the son to ask mom when would she come home because he needed help “typing a letter”. The woman responded she had a lot of work, but to tell him that she would be home as soon as possible.After a hour, the wife called again to say she might be a while longer but she doesn’t know how much exactly, so she told the son to tell his dad that she is trying to come home ASAP, to help him “type the letter”.The dad hears and says: Tell her no need to rush, I couldn’t wait so I just “wrote it by hand”.

The mother replied sorry it’ll rain dear.

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