Jokes

I mean after all it is called read it.

There was a young manFrom Cork who got limericksand haiku’s confused

See you next period.

I had all the right numbers but they were in the wrong order.

“Dad, I got naked at the store!” I told him.“Son, your an idiot”

Every naked person turns me on!

A Japanese man in Hiroshima starts wakes up in the morning before getting a seriously important job interview.He walks outside in his fancy suit to find that his car’s tire is deflated.”Oh man, this is so bad.” he says.He decides to run to work, and then gets mud splashed all over his suit.”Oh man, this is so bad.” he says.Already late to his job interview, he runs back home to see what else he can wear, to realize he’s been locked out of his house.”Oh man, this is so bad.” he says.Everything is going wrong, but this job is really needed, so he tries to climb his fence. He then rips his tie and suit on his fence, and then hurts himself climbing his fence.”Oh man, this is so bad.” he says.He realizes that everything is going bad, and he thinks to himself that nothing worse could possibly happen. He then looks up.