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Ski masks are gloves for heads
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Why did the leader of Russia fail his math test?
He didn’t putin enough effort.
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I saw a clown with suit and case running into an allyway
I think there was some funny business going on there.
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Forget about the past, you can’t change it…
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
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Not how it works
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I was chatting to a stunningly attractive woman
..and when I asked her name she replied it was Carmen, “because I like cars and men” …”and what’s your name”? she asked me.. Beer Cunt.
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What “Fun” things can you do withoud online?
So i ran out of Playstation Plus and i cannot play online anymore wich sucks i already did the whole storyline and now i dont know what to do and i am asking if you guys have any fun ideas beside garden ops sinde its boring?
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A newlywed husband visited his priest to get an annulment.
The priest asked, “What is so troubling that you want to end your marriage?” The young man replied, “ My wife and I keep fighting over food! I just can’t stand her and I want out!” The priest asked, “Well my son, did you consummate your marriage on your wedding night?” He said, “Yes father, that’s the problem, she managed to CONSUME the whole wedding cake and then ATE the whole damn cheese platter!”
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I’ve noticed TØP is dropping on the chart so who’s down for fixing that? Let’s stream there music for a full day and see where that takes us
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What are your thoughts on universal basic income?
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