Jokes

You’re bi yourself.

“Rat tu, touille?”

They never hit too close to home.

I said, “Wait, I can change!”

Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?NaBrO.

This maybe more of an AWS or networking question, but I was hoping to get advice from someone who has actually deployed a Laravel site with ElasticSearch on AWS.I was able to set up my Laravel application in Elastic Beanstalk and route my domain to the application. I was able to set up a cluster of three EC2 instances for ElasticSearch, but I’m struggling to figure out how to connect Beanstalk to these instances and/or whether this configuration is the wrong approach (ie: should ElasticSearch be in Elastic Beanstalk instead?).I am using the ElasticSearch-PHP library which allows me to set multiple IP addresses as the hosts, but should I use the private EC2 IP addresses (that didn’t seem to work)? Do I need to configure the EC2 instances a certain way so that Elastic Beanstalk can query on them?I used the ElasticSearch documentation for AWS: https://www.elastic.co/blog/running-elasticsearch-on-aws and the AWS documentation for Laravel applications: https://docs.aws.amazon.com/elasticbeanstalk/latest/dg/php-laravel-tutorial.htmlI’ve been through a lot of other docs and tuts too, but I can’t seem to find the right info.

I have concerns about my mental health but whenever I talk to my dad about it he either chalks it up to me being lazy or just me going through puberty. I’m starting to believe he’s right and I’m not sure it’s because that’s what it is or it’s just the fact that I’m being told that the reason I’ve and over and over again. I just don’t know what to think and.. I don’t know. He also seems to believe that any kind of mental condition is the same as being retarded and I don’t want to argue with him about it because I don’t want him to start shouting any more and possibly hit me. I just don’t know what to do or how to feel. I don’t want to bring this up with anyone because I also feel like I’m imagining it’s worse than it actually is or that I might end up I am even worse situation I’m in right now because he’ll constantly shout at me for “telling the school I’m retarded.” I’m sorry if this doesn’t make sense we “had a conversation” about 10 minutes ago, meaning he just yelled at me for 40 minutes straight about I have an F in one class and missing a few assignments in others. He’s also threatening to send me to a military academy if I don’t get that F up but that’s for another time.

Brees!

driving a Renault Megane