Jokes

“Do You Hear What I Hear”

Sarcasm.

We have a latke to be thankful for.

Now whenever we smoke weed with him he starts contradicting himself, Like he said “Goddamn, I wish we rolled another” then he went “Is anyone else fucking super high rn holy shit I can’t have any more” literally 5 seconds apart.He also said “TV shows and movies are 3D, and that when you watch them you peer into their universe and see an entirely new plane of existence that is represented by a 2d plane”And “Each decision that we make leads to fullfillment of entities demands that we don’t realize are there”.Honestly I’ve done LSD multiple times before and I kind of understand where he’s coming from but not really.Advice?

A baby boomer.

She looks across the lake and sees two blondes standing on the opposite shore.She yells across the lake to them … “How do I get to the other side?”They yell back…”You’re already on the other side.”

It will always remain stationery.