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Hands the barman some nails and says, “can you put me up for the night?”

Because it’s always a Thai game.

He would then take the ashes and sell them in clay vases.I wouldn’t think he would be able to make much money from that, but I guess he found away to urn some dough.

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Who brings myrrh to a christening?

What do you call a man in a three foot deep hole?Doug.What do you call a man in a one foot deep hole?Douglas ( say it out loud)There’s a ton more….. fire away.(Must be the dad in me but I love these types of jokes)

The officer asked the man if he knows why he got pulled over. The man replys that he was speeding because the cars stolen and he has a big package of drugs in th boot. The officer feeling scared called for backup.Backup arive and search the car to find nothing illegal. Then check the cars info and it turns out the car belongs to the driver. Confused they asked the driver what was going on. The driver replied “I don’t know but I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding aswell”

They’re still there.

Sir prise

Because nobody wants to hear my fuckin’ stories