Jokes

Bartender asks “What can I get ya?”The first vampire says “I’d like a Bloody Mary.” Second vampire, “I’ll take a Blood on the Rocks.” On the third’s turn he orders “Hot water.”Bartender sets the drinks down, confused, and asks “What’s the water for?” To which the third vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and answers,”I’m just going to make some tea.”

From a well, actually

A faguette

But Samsung anyway :/

A shoe

The nurse sits down at the bar and says, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary!”The doctor sits next to her and says, “Give me a rum and coke!”The anti-vaxver says, “No shots for me.”She then collapses and dies from polio.

He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience:”What happened?” asked his family.”Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!” he said. “Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me and said, “Jose, can you see?”