Jokes

A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day.A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day.The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”Tommy replied, “Well, then just give me my money back. That’s fine.”The farmer said, “Sorry, I can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”Tommy then said, “Okay, then, just bring me the dead horse.”The farmer was surprised and asked Tommy, “Why? What ya gonna do with him?”Tommy replied, “I’m going to raffle him off.”The farmer laughed and said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse! Who’d buy a ticket?”Tommy answered, “Sure I can, just watch me. I just won’t tell anybody the horse is dead.”

Cause they are your paparazzi

Friend: whoMe: my ass cheeksI know it’s a shit post

Because he only comes once a year.

You need to work 366 days cause it’s a leap year

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Dad: That’s a D, idiot.

Actually it’s probably been about a year and a half