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Jokes

  • hiding

    I have been hiding from exercise.
    I am in the fitness protection programme.

  • don’t judge

    Never judge a man until you’ve had sex with his wife.

  • to see

    My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what’s happening.

  • so poor

    Growing up my family was so poor that on my 12th birthday they put half a cake with six candles up against a mirror.

  • ride

    When I asked you to give me a ride I didn’t mean drive me home.

    Men are so stupid sometimes.

  • gambling

    it was joey’s first day at school and his father warned the teacher that the boy was an avid gambler. he said that joey might win lunch money from the other kids if he wasn’t watched closely.Read More »gambling

  • fantasize

    According to the latest survey, when making love, most married men, fantasize that their wives arent fantasizing!

  • wait

    I don’t have the blood alcohol content to deal with you right now.

  • Why do you do it so loud

    loud

  • ears

    A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

    While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
    The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.Read More »ears