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you will need 1500 gifts to get there, and here’s a breakdown of when you can get the gifts from:300 from 1 gem deal in secret treasure100 x 3 = 300 gifts from login days 3, 5 and 750*14 = 700 gifts from the free collection (you can collect up to 14 times, because 2 times per day * 7 days = 14)100*7 = 700 gifts from daily login (thanks bepken!)that adds up to 2000 gifts!(and if you want to get mars/baal/lorerey you might have to spend some money)

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How would i know the pie-rates of the caribbean?

I don’t know, but damn it must be really good at picking cotton.

To guys where out hunting one day. As they came to a clearing, they could see a group of people walking slowly up the road, all dressed in black. In the hearse was a white coffin, draped with flowers. As the procession passed, the one guy laid down his weapon, took his hat off and held his hand over his heart. After the whole scene was over, the other guy said – What you did back there, that was a really nice and decent gesture, I’m really impressed. I did not know you could be so respectful.The first guy smiled and said, – it was the least I could do. After all I was married to her for twenty-six years.