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Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.
I don’t think I can ever repay you.
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I just saw Rise of Skywalker…
…it was awesome.
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For the first time in history, the US economy has started and ended a decade without a recession
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Nancy Pelosi and Jack Kennedy (1961)
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TRUMP: There isn’t enough evidence for impeachment
6IX9INE: Your honorTRUMP: Fuck
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I like my presidents like I like my Mario’s pecker.
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Why are cannibals well fed?
Because each of their meals is a life’s supply!
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All this news about Donald Trump got me wondering..
Is Mario ok with Trump being in peach?
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What is one thing you could bring to a wedding to ruin it?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between the two of us, something smells.