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  • I thought of you today.

    It reminded me to take out the trash.

  • O’ahu Events For December 2019

    Howzit! Makin monstah thread kinna buggah, cause all done one by one, so PLEASE CHECK ALL INFORMATION BEFORE GO ANYWHERES! We probably screwed up link or sometin might have changed since we posted here. See sometin wrong, let us know and make correction post below!DECEMBER EVENTSHonoluluFamily ~ Where to Find Santa in Honolulu-2019HonoluluFamily ~ Christmas and Holiday Parades in Honolulu-2019. Our list of parades on O‘ahu for your familyHonoluluFamily ~ Family Holiday Events in Hawaiʻi-2019. Our roundup of over 100 kid-friendly holiday events for 2019KHON ~ Kapolei City LightsWindward Community College and Ka ʻOhana O Kalaupapa open A Source of Light, Constant and Never Fading, a historical exhibit about the strong relationship between the Royal Family of Hawaiʻi and the people of Kalaupapa, along with other often forgotten chapters of the history of Kalaupapa. The exhibit will launch on November 6 at Hale Laʻakea Library Learning Commons on the Windward CC campus and will run through late February.The University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa Library is playing a major role in Hawaii: 150 Years of Japanese Migration and Histories of Dream Islands, a groundbreaking exhibit at the National Museum of Japanese History in Chiba, Japan. About 50 items, including rare documents and photos, from the UH Mānoa Library archives, Hawaiian and Asia collections are part of the exhibit on display from October 29 to December 26, 2019.Exploring the meaning of Aloha ʻĀina ~ Friday of every month through December will bring free public lectures on aloha ʻāina to the University of Hawaiʻi at Mānoa campus.HonoluluFamily ~ Get Ready to Ice Skate at the Hawai‘i Convention Center this Winter

  • When encountered by two paths, the boy took the path not taken

    He was later found dead by the police.

  • If your teacher did that, what would you do?

  • I like my coffee like I like my men

    Jammed into a plastic container with a lid on top and filled with boiling hot water.

  • A patient is at the doctors office and the doctor tells him he has bad news and worst news

    Patient: Alright doc give me the bad newsDoctor: Unfortunately you have AIDSPatient: That’s terrible news, I can’t believe it. What could the worst news possibly beDoctor: Well the worst news is you have AlzheimersPatient: That’s unbelievable doc, you were right that is worst news. But hey on the bright side at least I don’t have AIDS

  • Just named my soundbar Nancy

    Because it’s the speaker of the house.

  • Why is the mail so popular?

    Because it’s outgoing.

  • Why is Leo Messi the perfect BJP candidate

    Because he operates on the right wing and cuts through all the opponents who come in his way

  • I often get ignored or people generally don’t notice me…

    I always wanted to be like John Cena.