Jokes

Gokukie!

Wait this isn’t Google…

So they can see sharp.

I just feel like we’re not on a level playing field

Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you?” The first chemist responds, “I’d like some H2O.” The second chemists says, “I’d like some H2 — wait, we aren’t at work, why’d you say it like that? I’d like some water too, please.” The first chemist mutters to himself, “Damn! My assassination plot failed.”

Because they lack toes!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’ The woman shakes her head no.Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’ The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’

-what is your superpower? •”Hindsight” -That wouldn’t help much •”yes, I see that now”

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