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Jokes

  • My girlfriend broke up with me, she said I was bad at communicating.

    I didn’t know how to respond.

  • Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year gap on your resume?

    Interviewee: That is because I went to Yale

    Job interviewer: Oh, that is impressive! You are hired!

    Interviewee: Thanks! I really needed this Yob

  • If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor…

    …Then Who is.

  • I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife…

    He needed space.

  • What’s better than roses on a piano?

    Tulips on my organ!

  • What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird?

    A bird can still tweet.

  • Filtered

    My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her.

    I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave.

    But first I filtered it through my kidneys.

  • My wife is anti vaxx

    Calls herself miss Doubt Pfizer

  • What do you call an Engineer who doesn’t know how to use a calculator?

    A project manager.

  • Women never have to apologize, they just sleep naked and let the guy decide if he’s still mad or not…