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A man with window cleaning gear knocks at the door.
An elderly woman opens.”Did you order window cleaning service?””Yes. Come on in!”A few minutes later a man with window cleaning gear knocks at the door.”Good morning young man. Did you come to clean my windows?””Yes””That is very kind of you but your colleague is already here.””No that’s me. I fell out of the window.”
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Run Y’all
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To all the new trainers trying to be the very best,
I’ve been playing competitive Pokemon for a long time, primarily doubles and VGC, and would like to offer advice for new players. Whether you are brand new and need explaining of basics or are fairly experienced and need team building and usage tips, I gotchu. I’m on a winter break and have a discord I use for coaching and will be checking it everyday. I’ll put a link here to my discord, go ahead and join, say hi, and ask anything you want to know about Pokemon!https://discord.gg/TWKC2vIf anything goes wrong with the link, feel free to either DM me or use the permanent link in my stream bio at twitch.tv/dublescoop. No need to follow, but they are much appreciated and I do coach Showdown ladder on there.
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Excuses are like assholes…
Some people have really nice ones.
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What do you call the last surviving member of a royal family?
The Epic Victory Royal.
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Advent calendar of DITF [20/24], All I want for Christmas is Da…. and you?
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I farted and blamed it on the dog.
It was a lie of emission.
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I hate phone sex
Once the phone is in, you can’t even hear what the other person is saying.
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a horse, a pediatrician and a fish walk into a bar
the horse stands in place, the fish dies and pediatrician just missed his shift
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What’s the difference between masterbation and a hand job
Single player vs local Co op
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