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Guys, don’t pee in the woods….
You’d piss mother nature off.
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Korea’s Christmas Gift
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TIL: bumblebees can fly higher than Mount Everest
In retrospect, this was pretty obvious considering that Mt. Everest can’t fly
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My uncle doesn’t like us lighting crackers on special occasions..
He says we’re burning money.
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What did the pretentious underground portion of a house say to the floors above it at an EDM festival?
“I wonder what the bass meant?”
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What do you call a shark’s asshole?
An orafish
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Son: What was George Washington Carver most well known for?
Dad: Carving Mount Rushmore?
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What kind of cars do elves drive?
TOYotas….
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Narcoleptic. Narcoleptic who?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I think my dog ate all of the a scarbble tiles
He keeps dropping hints around the house