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Boeing capsule returns to Earth after aborted space mission
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Makes sense
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After a Run of 2 for $3 Rockstars I Just Got a Monster 10 Pack for $16
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Say it again, motherfucker!
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*hands you your “you suck” trophy
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I am happy to announce that for the year 2020…
…I wont need to be wearing glasses
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Two cups find a mirror on the floor.
One cop picks it up and says, “Hey, this face looks familiar.”He hands the mirror to the second cop, who looks at it, and says, “You’re onto something, I’ve definitely seen this guy before.”Taking matters seriously, they go find their commander at the police station. They explain what happened, and after seeing the image in the mirror, the chief says,” Holy crapola, I know him. He always sits opposite me in the barbershop.”
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What’s a chef’s favourite drug?
Pot
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City slicker rides a horse
A city slicker goes out to the country wanting to have a horse ride. He has no experience so asks for a well trained horse. He is given a horse with the following instructions: the make the horse walk say “phew”, to make it run say “yeah” and to make it stop, say “stop”. Sounding easy the man says “phew” and heads off on the horse. After a short time feeling confident he call out “yeah” and the horse starts to run. Enjoying himself he yells out “yeah” several times. With the horse racing along he realizes he is approaching a cliff. In a panic forgetting how to stop he calls out “woah” but to no avail. Finally he calls to the heavens “please make this horse stop”. The horse stops right on the edge of the cliff. Relieved the man wipes his brow… “Phew”
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About The rise of Skywalker (be careful spoiler, SPOILER)
Jokes
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