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I only drink alcohol on days that start with a “T”
Today and tomorrow
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I have sad pp
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Just a shower thought: isnt swain literally a darkin?
I mean he releases his inner demon with his ultimate just like Aatrox, he heals off of his abilities, he even looks like a darkin. I jist think he matches every description. The only problem is he doesnt have a darkin “weapon” even though one of his arms is kinda a weapon? And his lore doesnt actually support the idea, but hes either a darkin or one of a kind demon that doesnt exist anywhere else in the LOL universe. What are your thoughts on this?
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Architectural Geomagnetic Flying Machines, Lebbeus Woods, Pencil and Watercolor, 1989
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I wanted to take my girlfriend out, but didn’t know where she would like to go
So I asked her:Guess where we are going for dinner.To McDonald’s?So I took her to McDonald’s.
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Ciśnienie – JazzArt Underground is worth checking out
Never come across these Polish guys before but liking it
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Person 1: “Do you know Prince Albert?”
Person 2: “Hmmm…the name rings a bell.”
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A cat moments before impact
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On the way home from dinner, three friends died in a car crash.
When the arrived at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter said he would let them in if they had something related to Christmas on them.The first one pulled out a cigarette lighter. “It looks like a little Christmas candle,” he said. St. Peter reluctantly let him pass. The second friend pulled out his keys. “When you jingle them it sounds like a bell,” he said. He too was given a reluctant pass. The third friend pulled out a pair of underwear. “What does that have anything to do with Christmas?” St. Peter said. “Well, you see… These are Carol’s.”
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A Monk
A Monk who claimed he saw the face of Jesus in his Margarine said “He Can’t Believe it’s not Buddha”
Jokes
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