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Human tells a drum a funny joke…
“Ba dum tss”
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Why couldn’t the dwarf see objects that were far away?
He was short sighted
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How you squeeze toothpaste and load Toilette paper are grounds for serious relationship/marriage considerations.
Let’s discuss.
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One day Saint Peter got bored
He decided to begin asking people how they died. A man comes up so saint Peter asked how he died. The man said “I was sure my wife was cheating on me so I came home early from work one day. When I arrived at our apartment I saw my wife in bed and no one with her. I looked everywhere but I could not find the guy. Out of sheer frustration, I threw our fridge off of our balcony but the cable got wrapped around my foot and pulled me off and I died.” After hearing this story saint Peter let the man continue. Then another man came, so Saint Peter asked him how he died. The man responded: “I was hiding naked in a refrigerator…”
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AMG GTR PO & Nissan GTR PO
how much do they go around for?
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Soooooo funny
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Life is unfair to English teacher released from jail after serving 5 years for sex with 16 year old boy who is in love with her
The judge has ruled that sentence cannot end with a proposition.
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What did this youtuber do to her videos?
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Night vision scopes and astronomy
Has anyone tried to use one of those night vision gadgets to look at the sky? Is it helpful?What about taking the guts out to mount to a telescope? Just curious.
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I went to the chemist today and asked for a box of condoms
The girl serving asked me if I wanted a bag with it .I said, “No thanks, she’s actually quite pretty.”
Jokes
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