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What did the baby use to cover the floor with?
Infant-tile.
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I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me down
mountain climbing with a friend is hard
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De we even have a house anymore? Norway Spruce, Lancaster, Pennsylvania, USA
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I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.
Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.Edit: Thanks for the elf. Are elfs real?…
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Why did the eagle with a cold get arrested?
He was an ill-eagle.
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Why was the snowman smiling?
He could see the snowblower coming down the street
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Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
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If you have your own conspiracy theories, what are they? And can you explain why?
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What is a teenagers favorite mode of transportation?
The millennial falcon.
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This is the first mistake everybody is going to make in 2019
Edit: *2020