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*me as a doctor *
Me: Does it hurt?
Mother: Yes
Me: Now go vaccinate your kids or I’ll punch you again.
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JOKESTER
Well it’s that time of year again when the fat bastard with the beard brings around a load of shit presents…..
Man, I hate the Mother in law
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Grade school question, what day doesn’t end in “Y” ?
Tomorrow.
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Having a mobile makes it really easy to cheat on my wife.
My son stands behind her and texts me what cards she’s got in her hand.
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John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding…
John: “Is there a problem officer?”Cop: “You exceeded 80 in 55 zone. May I see your license?”John: “ahhhh, why don’t I spare you the trouble, officer? I don’t have a license, so I shouldn’t be driving this car that I jacked from this dude I just killed. The gun I used is right here in the glove box and his body is in that trunk”Cop: “Holy shit!”The cop contacts his PD and in moments there are more cops everywhere. The chief of police steps up.Chief: “Sir, may I see your license?”John: “Sure”John had his licenseChief: “May I see the vehicle’s owner registration?”John: “Sure”
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house.
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Got some sad news today
Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion.He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.
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What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I feel like I’m coming down with something
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
-0.89594417018= cos(789)
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What is a good but cheep G-Sync monitor with around the 144hz?
Running a 2070 super.
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