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Me: “I’m not gonna click that.”
Blurred image with NSFW tag : “No you will.”
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What did the egg say to the egg next to it when it came out of the chicken?
Bro, I just got laid
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I have to say after watching the impeachment voting…
This has to be the most interesting season of the apprentice yet!
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
So instead, a subreddit.
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What is big, orange, and ends with peach?
James and the Giant Peach
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two homeless blondes
Two homeless blondes start to live in abandoned railway carriages. They tell each other how it feels like.The fist one says: “I don’t like the ‘no smoking’ sign, I have to smoke outside even when it’s winter.”The second one says: “I don’t like the ‘use the toilet only when the train is moving’ sign – before I push the carriage, I shit myself.”
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What would Soviet Travis Scott name his album?
Cosmoworld
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What’s essentially a joke?
This sub.
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A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks: “Hello, can i help with your luggage?””Oh thanks, no need, i am travelling light.”
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Death is terrifying, immortality is unbearable.