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Why aren’t all the Trump supporters out having a rally against his impeachment?
Their white sheets aren’t clean from the last rally yet
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How does an elephant hide in a strawberry patch?
He paints his toenails red (duh). Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?!?
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SpaceX fairing recovery ships return to port with Falcon 9 nosecone and battle scars
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To me, a good steak is just like sex.
Very rare.
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Pilot is welcoming the passengers on the plane
Shortly after take off, he announces “This is your Captain speaking, Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is… ” Then suddenly he starts screaming his head off,”Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! It’s burning,…It’s burning.. This is going to hurt… It’s burning.”A ghostly silence reigned in cabin. After a couple of minutes, he gets back on the microphone, talking to the passengers, “I sincerely apologize for the incident but I just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap… you should see my pants.”One passenger replies, “Why don’t you come here and see our PANTS!”
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No one trusts 48 hour deodorant past the first 24.
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The dilemma
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It do be like that
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“Daddy, why does Santa carry that big bag of gifts?”
Dad: “That’s just how he presents himself.”
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I Renamed my iPod The Titanic
So when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
Jokes
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