Fun jokes

Its never polite to ask the guy at the next table “are you done with that?” Especially when he’s breaking up with his girlfriend.

I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

Guy: Please don’t tell my girlfriend that we had sex. Girl: I won’t, my lips are sealed. Guy: LIAR!

The range of the Wi-Fi signal is MY electric fence.

Anyone else find it ironic how professional boxers need security guards to walk them to the ring?

True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps.

The wife rang me earlier and said: “You’ll never guess who I saw today.” “There’s not much incentive to try then” I said as I… Read More »no guess

Why do married Indian women have that red dot on their forehead? they’re recording everything!

“Hey, Jesus. At what time are we having the last supper?” “‘Last’?” “Supper. I mean just supper. Hehehe…” “You’re weird, Judas.

My son has a huge wall of toys in his room. I call it the Great Wall Of Made In China.