Fun jokes

It’s Fashion Week in New York. The time of year when today’s top models show off the latest eating disorders.

I always wanted to super glue a $20 to the floor in the revolving door.

I’ve come to the conclusion that people don’t make me feel stupid.. I really am.

“You have to enjoy the little things in life,” …I whispered into my girlfriend’s ears, as I took my pants off.

Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security…

I was in my Psychology class yesterday and we were learning about Pavlov and laughing about how stupid those dogs were. Anyway, then the bell… Read More »bell

If it’s dark in the bedroom, it may take several minutes for me to find the hole and even a few more minutes to stick… Read More »dark

I lost a very good friend and drinking partner yesterday.. His finger got caught in a wedding ring..

I was arrested today over a slight misunderstanding at work. Apparently taking your work home is classified as ‘theft’ when you work in a ‘Bank’

Bars are weird, they’re the only business that kicks you out for buying too much of their product.