Fun jokes

I sent texts to the wrong people. Now my wife thinks I’m gonna fuck her, and my girlfriend thinks I work late.

A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” the doctor observed. To the 1st mother,… Read More »dick

I want to make a drink named F5… Cause it will be refreshing.

Dear Microsoft, If you had called it “Bang” instead of “Bing,” you’d have destroyed Google. Example: I banged Sofia Vergara last night.

Girls: Age 14, Look 18, Act 21 Guys: Age 21, Look 18, Act 14

people who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still update their MySpace profiles

saw this girl the other day… She’s so beautiful it’s like in heaven above gaved her everything… well except my phone number

-so… where were do you wanna go? – don’t speak, just follow your heart. – come on dude be serious or get out of my… Read More »follow

Last Halloween I shouted to the wife “Baby there’s at witch the door, what should I do?” She shouted “Give her some candy and tell… Read More »witch

DATING: “Oh, you’re so funny! I just love a man with a great sense of humor! ” RELATIONSHIP: “What the fuck is wrong with you?!… Read More »difference