Fun jokes

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two drinks.

When going out to a new place, what wifi stands for, Wifi: “Wish I Find Internet”

71 killed in Nigeria as a result of a bus explosion. What are the chances all on board are millionaires with no family and my… Read More »chances

“My mind is telling me nooo… But my body…My body’s telling me yesss…BABY” Cashier: Ma’am…would you like fries with that or not?

Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian “Where can I find a book on female orgasms?” The librarian points him towards shelf… Read More »spot

~To make it stand, you wet it.~ ~To make it wet, you suck it.~ ~To make it stiff, you lick it.~ ~To get it in,… Read More »no joke

I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex, instead of police officers.

I don’t know what’s happening in this country. You’ve got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It’s a nightmare –… Read More »candy or money

I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex. It’s the quickest way to deflate her.