Fun jokes

I’ve been suspended from school for another three days. When my science teacher asked me what my favourite element was, karate chopping her and saying… Read More »element

I have a doctors appointment tomorrow for an MRI to find out if I’m claustrophobic.

Fuck a woman and she’ll love you…love a woman and she’ll fuck you!

I’m absolutely disgusted! Easter is almost over and I can’t find any christmas cards on sale yet.

There’s a part of me that just wants to be loved… and it’s in my pants.

A little boy was lost in a large mall. He approached a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The cop asked, “What’s he like?”… Read More »like

I don’t really like the term “Morning Wood.” I prefer to call it “Jodi’s Alarm Cock.”

What’s black and begins with “Nig”? Night. You racist bitch

Bartenders should put a pink straw in every women’s fourth drink. This would be a signal for men that she is ready.

A highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus you should… Read More »virus