Fun jokes

Can you explain how this lipstick got on your collar? asked a suspicious wife. No, I can’t, the husband said. I distinctly remember taking my… Read More »remember

I’ve been suspended from school for another three days. When my science teacher asked me what my favourite element was, karate chopping her and saying… Read More »element

I have a doctors appointment tomorrow for an MRI to find out if I’m claustrophobic.

Fuck a woman and she’ll love you…love a woman and she’ll fuck you!

I’m absolutely disgusted! Easter is almost over and I can’t find any christmas cards on sale yet.

There’s a part of me that just wants to be loved… and it’s in my pants.

A little boy was lost in a large mall. He approached a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The cop asked, “What’s he like?”… Read More »like

I don’t really like the term “Morning Wood.” I prefer to call it “Jodi’s Alarm Cock.”

What’s black and begins with “Nig”? Night. You racist bitch

Bartenders should put a pink straw in every women’s fourth drink. This would be a signal for men that she is ready.