One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies. In the kitchen he runs into his grandpa who is drinking some whiskey. He asks “What’s that grandpa, can I have some?”
In response grandpa asks “I don’t know, can you touch your dick to your asshole?”
Taken aback the boy says “no” “Well when you can touch your dick to your asshole, come back here and I’ll share my whiskey with you.” Slightly offended Read More »my!
A buddy of mine told me he found himself in a strange place after his divorce. He was standing in his kitchen.
I just saw a status posted by a female friend that said “I love my new car, I’m in heaven!” from a mobile device. It… Read More »texting
There’s no problem that the proper application of alcohol can’t solve.
I had a shit in 3 different shops today.That may not seem like a big deal. But only 1 of them had a toilet.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: “Hi there, good lookin’. How’s… Read More »anywhere
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. Read More »watch out
I see the U.S. will provide financial aid to Ukraine if the leaders confront corruption. Because if anything stops corruption, it’s bribing someone to stop… Read More »Confront
Playgrounds 1991 – My dad’s tougher than your dad 2014 – My mum’s tattoos are better than your mums.
Some people are claiming they have spotted the Loch Ness monster on Apple Maps. But it turned out it was just a car that drove… Read More »maps