Fun jokes

A buddy of mine told me he found himself in a strange place after his divorce. He was standing in his kitchen.

I just saw a status posted by a female friend that said “I love my new car, I’m in heaven!” from a mobile device. It… Read More »texting

There’s no problem that the proper application of alcohol can’t solve.

I had a shit in 3 different shops today.That may not seem like a big deal. But only 1 of them had a toilet.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: “Hi there, good lookin’. How’s… Read More »anywhere

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. Read More »watch out

I see the U.S. will provide financial aid to Ukraine if the leaders confront corruption. Because if anything stops corruption, it’s bribing someone to stop… Read More »Confront

Playgrounds 1991 – My dad’s tougher than your dad 2014 – My mum’s tattoos are better than your mums.

Some people are claiming they have spotted the Loch Ness monster on Apple Maps. But it turned out it was just a car that drove… Read More »maps

Women will think you are lying, even when you’re not.