Fun jokes

I decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner today. It was just collecting dust.

I’ve changed my name to Getov, so it sounds like girls are shouting my name during sex.

I can’t believe the government is reading my emails! I don’t even read my emails.

A policeman stopped me today. As I stepped out of the car he said, “Sir, what did the big sign say back there?” “Children, Slow… Read More »funny joke!

When you think about how huge the earth is, and how it’s just a fraction the size of the sun, which is just a speck… Read More »funny joke!

I was in a serious relationship once. We never smiled.

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a look at the people around me and think,… Read More »funny joke!

MEN: If you ever want to know what a woman’s mind is like…… Just imagine a browser with 2,857 tabs open. ALL. THE. TIME.

“Please, just let me finish.” I said to my wife during an argument last night. “No I will NOT let you finish!” she yelled, pulling… Read More »let me..

Having sex for money is illegal but most girls know clever tricks to get around it such as marriage.