In 2020 we’re going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision
I can see it clearly.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
A morning kiss with a tight hug is a best feeling in the world
Unless you are in prison!!
Why are there so many tailors in France?
Because that’s where the pro fitter roles are.
Why did the Saudi Arabian cross the road?
To get to the other… Sa’id…
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
Chicken Tenders
When I die, I’d like to go in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming like the other 4 people in the car.
Common English mistakes:
Mixing up their, there or they’reWrong use of to, too or twoEnslaving innocent peoplePutting commas in the wrong place
Chuck Norris once slapped a JPEG and it became a GIF
Are Chuck Norris jokes even still a thing???
One-night stands are great with drummers
As opposed to guitarists, there’s no strings attached.