No matter how much you push the envelope
It will always remain stationery.
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
When were the first hippies?
Back in the stoned age
Purple lemon
So this little boy is in the playground when some bullies come along, and they say to him:“Hey, purple lemon, you suck!”And the boy doesn’t… Read More »Purple lemon
Build a man a fire he’ll be warm for the rest of the night.
Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?
Because of the Santa clause.
What did Bob Ross refer to his children as?
Happy little accidents
Just finished the dishes and there are already more
It a dishes cycle.
Why shouldn’t you carry too many bottles of Jack Daniels?
It’s pretty whiskey; you might drop one.My 8 year old daughter came up with this one, I’ve been helping her tune it. How did we… Read More »Why shouldn’t you carry too many bottles of Jack Daniels?
Is your name medusa?
Because every time I look at you I get rock hard!
Party time.
So a man walks into a costume party, with a large semicircle around half his body, and strings across it. A woman walks up to… Read More »Party time.