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Don’t complain about your job to the lady waxing your vagina.

Never Lie to a smart woman…
A man called home to his wife & said, “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss & friends… We’ll be gone for a week.. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion i’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week,set out my rod & fishing box . We’re leaving from office & I will swing by the house to pick my things .. Oh and Please pack my new blue silk pajamas..” The wife thinks about this, being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.. Read More »Never lie to a smart woman!

I don’t think the milf next door watches enough porn. She asked me to come over and fix her sink..it’s been 20 minutes and I’m… Read More »Sink fixing…

Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory. Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it.

Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms!

I just read a report that said men should ejaculate at least 5 Times a week to prevent prostate cancer so what I got from… Read More »They all gonna die!