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As I sat down in the pub with my pint, I put my Nokia 3310 on the table in front of me. My mate immediately… Read More »better phone

I like to hug my enemies. So I know how big to dig the hole to bury them in..

Friend: I see you still haven’t lost your sense of humor Me: I see you still haven’t found yours

My wife said “Tell me you love me”. I replied, “Give me a fucking chance, I’m only on my 8th beer”.

I asked my boyfriend if he would stay with me when I get fat and ugly. He said ” I’m already here…”

One firefly to another: “I really need to get some glasses, I nearly fucked a lit cigarette”.

Nudist beaches are great The only problem is the quality control.

I’d like to invent a new game. You compare boobs in size, shape, quality and performance. I call it battle of the boobs.

How do we not have a law requiring the cashier to high five you when making a condom purchase?

Ever wonder if the sound effects in porn is actually just a recording of a fat girl eating a delicious hamburger?