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So I got a job at McDonald’s recently, and I spent the whole day giving out fake engagement rings with couples’ meals. Best Valentines Day… Read More »surprice
So I got a job at McDonald’s recently, and I spent the whole day giving out fake engagement rings with couples’ meals. Best Valentines Day… Read More »surprice
My doctor said that jogging could add years to my life. I didn’t believe him at first, but I went yesterday and I feel ten… Read More »already
I heard your house was robbed last week. Are you okay? I heard the robber said you could give him your phone or a blowjob.… Read More »on the phone
Im not saying you shouldnt trust the internet but there is a huge differance between the number of ipads I won and the number of… Read More »difference
I just bought a 3D Printer, who wants one? I’ll print you one out.
North Korea Decided Not To Firing Rockets… No One Couldn’t Find The Matches…
A drunk guy was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly, he fell asleep.After a while, he woke up and started screaming ‘MY PENIS,MY… Read More »movie
the caller I.D. says “unavailable” …then so am I
If money can’t make you happy, you won’t like poverty either.
“Dad…” “What?” “How do you know when you’ve met the right woman?” “They tell you, son.”