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Her: Babe, I’m wet 😉 Dumb Boyfriend: Oh, you want a paper towel? Her: Stop playing around babe, I’m serious! DB: Ohhh, you want two… Read More »big and round

Me and my wife were sat outside a cafe in Barcelona today when an absolutely stunning blonde with big tits and a perfect body walked… Read More »out

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks “What are you dressed as?” He… Read More »carnival

Had a fight with an erection this morning. I beat it single handedly.

‘organic’ is a special term used in supermarkets meaning ‘twice as expensive’

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

5 missed calls from your girlfriend means, you missed a fuck; 5 missed calls from your wife means, you are fucked!

Never wave to your friends at an auction.

Internet was not working last night spent time with family. They seem to be nice people.

My wife filed for divorce when she found out I was in porn… what a hypocritical bitch, she was the one that told me to… Read More »f job