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If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.

Stu(dying) Stu(died) Coincidence? I think not.

School teacher: do you prefer modern history or ancient history? Me: I only know about clearing history.

Got up extra early to shave my legs because I’m gonna order pizza now. I watch a lot of porn.

Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who’s got the better imaginary friend…

Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts.. BBC Homepage Top News Story – Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of breast… Read More »news

I was sitting in a room with my Aunts, uncles and cousins I looked over at my grandmother who had the biggest smile on her… Read More »pride

My husband said last night, “Do you realise my mother is coming over for dinner in 5 minutes?” I replied, “Yes I know, I’m getting… Read More »ready

Me and my wife were having a romantic meal in a restaurant, when I said, “Close your eyes babe and don’t peek until I say… Read More »dinner at the restaurant

Brain: “Ok body, lets go to sleep”. Penis: “Hold the fuck up, I gotta get up and stretch for a second”.