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–MY APOLOGIES TO E.A POE– Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious website of “Hot… Read More »from dirty joker

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood. Suddenly he realised there was a couple making… Read More »yard sale

What’s on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/8)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし What you remember:

Death : ” its time , give me your hand ” Blonde : ” No way , I know that if I don’t touch you… Read More »blonde

When I first saw you from across the room, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time.

me : *washing car* neighbor : your washing your car ? me : no I’m watering to see if it grows into a bus

A man finds his wife propping up their washing machine on one side with two bricks. Man: What the hell are you doing? Wife: Washing… Read More »degrees

Husband throws darts at wife’s photo but not a single one hits the target. Wife from kitchen, “honey, what are you doing?” Husband, “Missing you… Read More »missing

I just want to lose weight by staying in bed, watching TV, and eating chocolate chip cookies. Is that too much to ask??